On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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