Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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