How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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