clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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