At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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