I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
