Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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