Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
i've created a new STD.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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