you're like a bully in the Christmas story
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
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