it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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