she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
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When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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