I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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