I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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