he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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