quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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