is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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