No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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