WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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