is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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