For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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