I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Who wears a wallet chain?!
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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