Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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