So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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