I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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