so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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