guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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