I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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