doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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