After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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