yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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