I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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