Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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