I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
can u get pink eye on your cock?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I want to fling myself into the sun
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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