I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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