I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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