a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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