every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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