there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Randomize
