so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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