Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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