What a fucking waste of an outfit
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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