rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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