My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
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I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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