Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
