so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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