I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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