Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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