Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
