its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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