Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
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I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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