Plan B is the new Plan A
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
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he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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