How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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