brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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