Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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