would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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