good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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