when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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