Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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