its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I have fence marks all over my body
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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