I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I got inside last night via doggy door
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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